Bruce Willis reportedly not amused by Justin Long’s constant attempts to “show him how to use his Mac”
Going to Wisconsin on Pride Weekend is so not fooling anybody, Sanderson.
Pour One Out
For Rod Beck, The Shooter. He lived a lifestyle that we can all admire.
Day Old Pole
Sandy is on vacation, again, and I’m too stupid to know how to post last week’s pole. Anyway, all you need to know is that man meat won. Fags.
I hope the awesomeness of this week’s Money Shot makes up for the lack of Day Old Pole.
What to Watch
Hawk: Did Twat just put two Rod Beck jokes in the same posting?
Whimpy: He did.
(about the only thing Hawk can be happy about right about now. I fear we’ll be seeing him in the ‘Pour One Out’ Section sooner rather than later)
Current as of lunchtime Monday, just a little bit after pre-lunch, not quite time for post-lunch just yet.
You fuckers love you some Eric Roberts, as we had four perfect scores and two 90s on this week’s quiz. Also, Chicken, Weir, Delaney, and Ek all scored poorly on this quiz, leading me to theorize that the tubbier you are, the less you know about Eric Roberts. Unfortunately, Stu’s 90 is throwing a wrench in that particular postulate.
JB failed to gain any ground on H this week, as they both logged perfect scores. I know that JB loves
men, er, The Wall. Wait, no, I was right the first time, so I understand his high scores, but does H love The Wall this much? I suppose its possible that he’s just smart, but I think you’ll have a hard time convincing anybody to buy that particular theory.
One time leader Weir is now a distant third behind H and JB and holds a precarious 5-percent lead over our plucky friend, Chicken. I haven’t checked my calendar, but I think Weir started sucking at Wall-related things right around the time that he got a girlfriend. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
Broad Girl holds on to 10th place, despite being too turned on by the Eric Roberts picture to maintain the motor skills necessary to take the quiz. Marena is a distant 11th. Clearly, since she’s dating one of the sexiest men in America, she can handle Eric Roberts.
I try not to call out my fellow Staff Member, but since I’m on a roll today – Sandy hasn’t taken a quiz three weeks. Bush League.
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