Complimentary Facials: July 16, 2007
Posted by Middleby on Jul 16
Wall Quickies
Charlie O’Connell concludes epic best man speech with pattened “Later Dudes!”
Feats of Strength
On Saturday, Charlie O’Connell attempted to reenact a scene from Dude Where’s My Car? by snapping and pointing his fingers at Ed Hochuli. Charlie’s buddies, never ones for much independent thought, immediately placed a garbage can over Ed Hochui’s head. A slight flex of one bicep sent shrapnel spewing across the reception hall killing 6.
Day Old Pole
Wow, what’s left to say. I guess we know how much you trust one another.
What to Watch
Tuesday
- Vollkerball – Rammstein’s long awaited follow up to whatever their last album was. I’m sure it was dyn-o-mite!
- Waiting: Unrated and Raw – On Blu-Ray!
Friday
- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry – Kevin James tackles gay humor, hilarity ensues
- Sunshine – I haven’t actually seen any commercials or trailers for this film, so it must be good. It’s about reigniting the sun, how could it not be?
- Greek – Dude has to decide between studying for a physics exam and playing beer pong. I’m assuming they mean “beruit.”
- Wolf Lake – LDP finds clues in a barn. The question: Why is LDP so awesome?
Saturday
- Southport City Saloon – Join Staffer Twat for a few Birthday Beers. Pants Optional.
- Atomic Twister – The 2002 MPG classic!
Sunday
- Scott Baio is 45 and Single
- Bret Michaels: Rock of Love
NERDS!!!!!!
Through lunchtime on Monday –
- JB 89
- H 89
- Delaney 76
- Weir 75
- Chicken 72
- Stu 71
- Mookie 65
- Dirty 64
- Phil 53
- Random Girl 47
We finally did it! We found a topic that H doesn’t know everything about, he doesn’t know his Staff! H’s slip up was JB’s gain as he now holds a one answer lead over H for first place. How many weeks was H on top? This is like that week She Spies only finished second in the Nielson ratings!
In other news, Delaney has overtaken Weir for third place, as the one time leader Weir has sunk to the lowly depths of fourth place, squarely located in the middle of the pack. Don’t get too comfortable, as Chicken and Stu are right behind you.
On the strength of Dirty not taking this week’s quiz, Mookie was able to overtake him. Will this last until next week?
Ek remains a solid 10 points behind Random Girl for 10th Place.
Money Shot
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